The Men Who Stare at Goats

The Men Who Stare at Goats

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The Men Who Stare at Goats

George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey, Stephen Lang, Robert Patrick, Waleed Zuaiter, Stephen Root, Glenn Morshower, Nick Offerman, Tim Griffin, Rebecca Mader

The story of a secret unit within the US Army called the First Earth Battalion, whose paranormal military ideas mutated over the decades to influence interrogation techniques at Guantanamo Bay.

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  • December 4, 2009
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    The idea of psychic soldier sounds incredibly fascinating despite its ridiculousness. But in The Men Who Stare at Goats that ludicrous premise (or promise) is a thing of urban legend-cum-real-life-events. The clandestine program to program certain clairvoyance-gifted youn...( read more)g men depicted in this film is not a far cry from the actual programs that must've been in existence (and the cause of internal ridicule) in our arms forces' past.

    Ewan McGregor plays an American journalist bent on shaking off the remnants of a marriage gone wrong by actually doing something with his life. Therefore, he thinks of going to Iraq in the first weeks of the U.S.-led invasion in 2003. There he meets a wacked-out George Clooney (who is still recovering from his days as a psychic soldier from the Vietnam era.)

    What turns into a goal for a story about Iraq, turns into a search for the truth behind what is knows as "The Men Who Stare at Goats." Clooney's character proclaims that he and his colleagues were able to stop a goat's heart by staring at it (long enough) and that he possesses many other mind-control devices within his own mind. And that if the enemy (the soviets, Iraqis or whomever) were to find out about them--well, it would be the end of...the program.

    Sounds funny, right? Kind of? A little? Maybe not. The movie falls under the wretched spell of it brilliant casting (which also includes Jeff Bridges and Kevin Spacey) and muddles any semblance of gravitas with a plot so convoluted, complex and downright confusing that you'll be lost before you know it. It's not so much that the machinations of the characters are too difficult to keep up with. It's the fact that I couldn't care less about them.

    Their lives weren't that interesting and their military goals weren't compelling enough to merit an entire movie being made about them. Some quirky little episodes ensue (Clooney's wreckless "cloud-bursting" strands them in the desert) but, overall, the movie ends up feeling like an empty vehicle to display shiny, high paid actors like Space, Clooney and McGregor.

    Perhaps the concept of this movie was brilliant. I can't tell. But the execution of the film itself was dull and abrasive. It really said nothing new about the military now and it said nothing amusing about the military then. It seemed a little self-serving and inaccessible for the general population. Of course, I am not a pot-smoking hippie now and I certainly wasn't around when most young Americans were either. So, maybe I'm just out of touch.
  • December 2, 2009
    A journalist accompanies an agent working for a secret, experimental psychic warfare Army unit (the Jedi Knights of the New Earth Army) on a mission deep into the Iraqi desert. Gets points for originality, but needed a lot more belly-laughs and a more satisfying conclusion. The ...( read more)star-studded cast (George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges) don't go far enough over the top, often seeming wasted.
  • November 22, 2009
    This is one of the movies that audiences and critics disagree majorly upon. For me, it was just a waste of talent. If there was something I was "supposed" to get, I didn't. When you have McGregor, Clooney, Spacey and Bridges in one movie, you expect it to blow you away. Instead I...( read more) was left unemotional, uninterested, and with many question marks. Sure, the acting is superb, sure there is great black humor in it, but the story couldn't be one I cared less for, and even so, the movie SHOULD make you care for it. It seemed random and marked by carelessness, and it was a movie that I'd expect to see 20 years ago - not today. I didn't enjoy it much, and hopefully if the four of the leading stars ever get to be in a movie together again, it will be a masterpiece.
  • November 21, 2009
    So funny. George Clooney and Jeff Bridges both give hilarious, fantastic performances. Be sure to pay attention or you'll miss the witty dialogue.
  • November 17, 2009
    a film as silly as its title, clooney was fantastic and the script was witty and clever through most of the film, but in the end it still fell a bit flat. not that i expected it too, but the story didnt actually amount to much. good for a solid laugh but not quite as clever as ...( read more)the coen comedies that this seemed like it was trying to be.
  • December 6, 2009
    I am glad it is R....lol
  • December 6, 2009
    Strange yet funny little movie which could just be written off as being dumb. Plain and simple: I liked it. Rather, I liked it a lot. Yes, there's comedic moments, but room for some ingenuity and food-for-thought. Shoot, with a title like The Men Who Stare At Goats, there ...( read more)had better be. Okay, maybe it's more wacky and absurd than anything, but this film is really something else. At the film's intro, a text states: "More of this is true than you would believe." Life as we all know is stranger than fiction, and this little goofy, oddball of a flick pushes the boundaries. But it's not just the strageness and humor that catches me, it's just the story itself, how it progresses, where it takes the characters... and in a goofy sense it's kinda spiritual with its prevalent New Age spirituality and skepticism/logic. Although the latter is played more for laughs, Ewan McGregor's character, a journalist named Bob, offers some insight as he gradually accepts not just the story Lyn (Clooney) gives, but something much more that he changes and perhaps becomes enlightened. I know this movie may not be accepted as deep as I took it, but I dunno... it's a fun, clever, and insightful little film that offers a small, spiritual outlook on reality. Looking for something new and original? Look no further than The Men Who Stare At Goats. Did I mention it's funny as heck? ^_^
  • December 6, 2009
    only for the casting...
  • December 5, 2009
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  • December 5, 2009
    bull sh.....t
    dont bother watch

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