Lara Croft (Ssscilla)

Belgrade, Serbia

Lara's Recent Reviews


The Twilight Saga: New Moon The Twilight Saga: New Moon PG-13
I loved it.

Chris Weitz done it. He stick to the book from the beginning to the end with a little extra on the side. Awesome special effects, I like how they menage to shown Bella's suffering and depression (even though I still don't like Kristen's portrait of Bella at all), Jacob emotional war of being a best friend to the girl his in love with, his true nature and burden he has to carry with his pack while fighting his worst enemies. I love what they did with wolves and the way they transform and the small sense of comedy here and there that Charlie, Mike Newton, Emmett and wolf pack bring to the screen. I wished there was more of the Cullens and Quileutes, but we have Eclipse for that.
However, I didn't like make-up, hair and contact lenses, it looked all so faked. I also didn't liked Jasper's and Carlisle's hair. Carlisle had that old '80s "rich daddy's golden country club son" kind of hair, I didn't like it at all and Jasper hairdo look like old dolls curls, which was, after Twilight and his lion hair, completely girlish and ridiculous. Contact lenses... I don't know why they did what they did, letting them wear those unnatural lenses, like they are not completely different as it is. I vote for Twilight lenses as for hair too. Music was so and so...didn't really make an impact.
Robert Pattinson was good, considering his short appearances, Kristen was slightly better than Twilight, but still terrible. Taylor rocked the whole movie, I loved his performance, he shined so brightly in this movie, can't wait to see what would he bring for Eclipse. Dakota as Jane, Michael Sheen as Aro and Ashley Greene as Alice were awesome. I loved Alex Meraz as Paul, Chaske Spencer as Sam and Charlie Bewley as Demetri especially. Rachelle Lefevre looked amazing with her hair like fire and I am deeply sorry she wont return as Victoria in Eclipse.

Overall, loved it. I will certainly watch it again and If I have to choose between Team Jacob and Edward, I would most definitely go with team Jacob and his brother wolves =)))
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Bella Swan: You're sort of beautiful
Jacob Black: How hard did you hit your head?
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Aro: What will we do with you now?
Marcus: You already know what you're going to do, Aro.
Caius: She knows too much. She's a liablity.
Aro: That's true...
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Harry Clearwater: My taekwondo is strong.
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Emmett Cullen: Dating an older woman huh? Hot.
Edward Cullen: [scoffs]
Emmett Cullen: What?
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Bella Swan: You're not the first monsters I've met
Sam Uley: Jake's right, you're good with weird.
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Edward Cullen: You can't trust vampires... Trust me.
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Jasper Whitlock: It would be nice to not want to kill you all the time.
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Bella Swan: Jasper... No fair with the mood control thing.
Jasper Whitlock: [smiles] Sorry Bella... Happy uh... Nevermind...
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Enjoy =)
Gamer Gamer R
Not bad, but nothing special.

Honestly, I expected more. It was pretty much like I watched my brother playing CS, but with very hot main character. Gerard Butler, gorgeous as always made great action smash in this one as as John "Kable" Tillman, the highest-ranked warrior in the game Slayers. Michael C.Hall as Ken Castle, creator of the games Society and Slayers who tried to make an army of psyhotic and deviant people was great and creepy hot.
I was surprised when I saw Milo Ventimiglia in it and laughed when I saw his character. John Leguizamo, long time no see, but I glad I did. Logan Lerman was quite a surprise, last time I saw him was in "The Patriot" playing the youngest son of Mel Gibson character, but he sure did grew up just fine and play his character, Simon Silverton, the 17-year-old gamer who played Kable. And the "Oops" guy at the end with sort of cherokee hair was hilarious =)))
Lot of brutality, shootings, killings, blood everywhere, body parts flying around and that awful fat "player" guy. Gross, he was absolutely disgusting showing perfectly how sick people can be.
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Kable: [For the first time, Kable is speaking with Simon, his controller in the game] You sound like a little kid.
Simon: I'm seventeen, actually.
Kable: Jesus Christ, why am I not dead yet?
Simon: Because I am a bad ass motherfucker.
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[last lines]
Geek Leader: Well played, Kable.
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Simon: Gibs.
Kable: What?
Simon: Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere.
Kable: These are real humans fucker!
Simon: Death row psychos, so what? They had it coming anyway, right?
Kable: I guess that goes for me too.
Simon: Yeah, but you're different.
Kable: Different. How?
Simon: I don't know, because you're *my* psycho.
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Simon: I'm going to need something, too.
Agent Keith: Oh really? And what might that be?
Simon: Could you guys do a sandwich? Like peanut butter, almond butter, walnut butter, pecan butter, pistachio butter; pretty much any kind of, you know, nut butter? With some grape jelly.
Agent Keith: Pistachio butter. They make that?
Simon: It's awesome.
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Lara's Favorite Movies


The Shawshank Redemption The Shawshank Redemption R
Beautiful. Excellent. Perfect. Since the first time I saw this movie it became one of my top favorite and it stayed there for all this time. Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman, amazingly talented pair, made characters of Andy Dufresne and Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding unforgettable. Set in the 1940's, the film shows how Andy, who was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment for the murder of his wife and her lover, menage to survive 19 yrs in Shawshank Prison, with a help of Red, who he meet there and became best friend with. Andy's spirit and determination show us how hope can bring u light in most hardest times if u believe in it. Rememberal quotes: ........................................................................................................................ Red: The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks. ........................................................................................................................ Andy Dufresne: If they ever try to trace any of those accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination. Red: Well, I'll be damned. Did I say you were good? Shit, you're a Rembrandt! Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. ........................................................................................................................ Andy Dufresne: What about you? What are you in here for? Red: Murder, same as you. Andy Dufresne: Innocent? Red: [shakes his head] Only guilty man in Shawshank. ........................................................................................................................ Red: I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Andy from the start. ........................................................................................................................ Red: [narrating] Tommy Williams came to Shawshank in 1965 on a two-year stretch for B&E. That's breaking & entering to you. Cops caught him sneaking TV sets out the back door of a JC Penney. Young punk. Mr. Rock and Roll. Cocky as hell. Tommy Williams: Hey, c'mon, old boys! You're movin' like molasses! Makin' me look bad! Red: [narrating] We liked him immediately. ........................................................................................................................ Tommy Williams: So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see shit; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this fucking thing you got me on destruction of property too." ........................................................................................................................ Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco... Floyd: That's "Cristo" you dumb shit. Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass. Andy Dufresne: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break. Red: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we? ........................................................................................................................
Gone in 60 Seconds (Gone in Sixty Seconds) Gone in 60 Seconds (Gone in Sixty Seconds) PG-13
Awesome. Crew, cars, music... everything is great. Ive seen this one over 50 times if not more. I know almost every line. Trevor Rabin done excellent job on soundtrack. I totally adore 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500. My favorite character is Sphinx played by Vinnie Jones. The man doesn't say a word until the last 2 minutes in the end when he pulls out magnificent philosophical quote on everyone surprise: The Sphinx: "If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us." Angelina Jolie, Nicholas Cage, Robert Duvall, Will Patton, Giovanni Ribisi, Delroy Lindo, Timothy Olyphant, Christopher Eccleston and many more awesome actors made this movie even better. Not the mention 50 gorgeous ladies they have to boost and some great driving skills. Car lovers will have great time, cos not only they have to see great cars and driving, but to hear nice cool side info too. The movie keeps attention all the time till the end. .......................................................................................................................... Here's some of mine favorite quotes from this one: Freb: Hey, man, that was as easy as pie! Donny: I'm a veteran, son. [a carjacker jams a gun through the window] Punk: [shouting] Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out! Donny: You gotta be shittin' me... Punk: Do I have shoot you, dammn it? [Donny takes his gun and knocks him out] Freb: Damn! Donny: [gets out of the car and kicks the punk] You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model! .......................................................................................................................... [the crew enters the Ferrari garage] Sway: Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead. .......................................................................................................................... Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto? Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files". Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo". Kip: A Peugeot convertible. Donny: What color? Kip: Gray. Mirror Man: How do you know that? Kip: 'Cause I love that show. Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life! Freb: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate? Tumbler: "ROBIN-1" Kip: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him? Memphis: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins. Otto Halliwell: Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta? Sara "Sway" Wayland: Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked. .......................................................................................................................... [in a Ferrari dealership] Roger the Car Salesman: My name's Roger, Sir. May I be of some help? Memphis: That's funny, my name's Roger... Two Rogers don't make a right. [laughs] Memphis: Roger, I have a problem... Roger the Car Salesman: Yes? Memphis: I've been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me. Roger the Car Salesman: Well, a Ferrari would certainly change that. Memphis: Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam... Roger the Car Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur. Memphis: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part. .......................................................................................................................... [when Calitri turns on the car crusher, Memphis points a gun at him] Memphis: Shut it off! Raymond Calitri: You got 30 seconds to consider your options. Memphis: [screaming] SHUT IT OFF! Raymond Calitri: One, you kill me, they kill you, your brother dies anyway. Raymond Calitri: Two, you lie, you accept the job, you run, I hunt you down, I kill you, I kill your brother, and I kill your mother for the aggravation you cause me. Three, you accept the job, you steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother. [Memphis surrenders; One of Calitri's goon turns off the crusher] Raymond Calitri: 8 a.m. Friday Morning. The cars are on the boat, or your brother's in the coffin. .......................................................................................................................... Police chopper pilot: [after Memphis got away from the helicopter driving Eleanor] He's gone. Det. Roland Castlebeck: GOD! Drycoff: Man this guy can drive! Det. Roland Castlebeck: What? WHAT? Drycoff: It's probably mostly the car... .......................................................................................................................... Donny: Hey, did you see a box of rubber gloves around here? Mirror Man: Gloves? Man, you don't need gloves! This is the new age! Check it out. Donny: What is this? Mirror Man: Just let me see that big claw you call a hand. [He spreads adhesive onto Donny's fingertip] Mirror Man: That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it. [He applies the false fingerprint] Mirror Man: Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back. Donny: Damn... Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right? Donny: Yeah, you do. [They bump fists] Donny: You're like a little ghetto Smurf! .......................................................................................................................... Watch it and enjoy =)

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